Well we’ve had a look at the freaky beauty treatments, we may as well get even more grossed out by the products. Right here we go, be prepared to be totally weirded out!
Snail goo cream: Elicina Europe have developed a cream that is 80% snail goo, apparently it erases fine lines and smoothes the skin. The benefits of snail goo were reportedly discovered by a Chilean snail farm where all workers hands were soft and cuts healed at an amazing rate. I don’t care I’d rather stick botox in my face than put a snail on it!
Bull Semen Conditioner: This is a hair conditioner that is said to do wonders. It makes the hair shiny, smooth, and stops split ends. It sounds perfect except that it is made from Aberdeen Angus Bull semen and Katera which is a protein rich plant root. Those who have experienced semen in the hair will know it’s not a pleasant experience, but each to their own.
Breast milk soap: Yes that’s right soap made from human breast milk. It’s available in a variety of scents and has healing properties for $5 a bar. The question is why are these women giving their breast milk to make soap and not to their babies?
Placenta cream: This over priced cream is made from actual human placenta. Placenta is full of minerals, anti-oxidants and amino acids, so it works wonders on your skin. Although the fact that it involves chucking something that has just come out of a woman’s vagina on your face may be a little off-putting.
Viprodex: To be honest I’d rather shove this on my face, than the placenta. It is a cream made from snake venom, and is said to inhabit contractions of facial muscles decreasing wrinkles. Great put something that kills, like poison, on your face. You may look younger but you also, might die!
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